>Hi, Mom! I punched a centipede rat monster with electric defibrillator gloves last night! Also, apparently I'm a Hazard now and can read minds and punch through walls. Oh, hey, meet Rathoney! He's the coolest hyperintelligent rat ever!
Once we get freed from moms death grip we start spewin’ the radical rat facts! There's so much to tell her! Our big electric punch, our new friend Rathoney, and our mind reading and super strength too!
“Hell yeah baby!” Mom exclaims “Rose (that good for nothing….) told me about how you beat the snot outta those rats” She cheers while thumbing at Rose. “....but... mind reading...super strength? And more importantly...lord, giiiirrrrl! what’s going on with your hair!”
“Much better! You can tell me about that other stuff on the way back home baby."
“Well...Bonnie has begun to exhibit signs of her being a Hazard.” Doctor White gleefully interjects before we get a chance to explain any further.
"It'd be best for her if she stayed here so she can receive the proper treat-"
“OH MY GOD!!” Mom, hollers.
“OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!! ITS BEEN SO LONG TOO LONG!!”
mom shouts like a schoolgirl.
"Y-yes it has, Vermillion we should really catch up (please don't hug me) b-b-but Bonnie told me before hand she'd rather stay here."
The doctor stutters
"Is that right baby?" mom asks