>That's not a real choice, but working with them could be fun. Tell them you will help them, so long as they treat you fairly, and you'll keep the rats from doing any more damage. You will accept payment in the form of delicious food.
>"I guess I'm up to negotiate. Honestly, it's sounding like these rats don't like what you've been doing to them. If I can communicate directly for them, that should hopefully cut down on the nasty stuff you have to do to them to make them tic, and maybe give you more time to do nice stuff for them?"
We take a moment to go over the deal with our friends.
(Monster! Monster! make sure we get nice living conditions!)
(and decent working hours)
(Paid Sick leave!)
(health and dental insurance!)
None of these words really make sense but the rats think they're a good idea so we'll give it a shot.
"Ok! We'll stay but only if you agree to our terms!"
We tell the Doctor in our strongest grownup impression.
1. You have to be nice to Us and Our rat friends
2. We want a nice place to stay and good hours!
C. We're not dumb!
4. You have to answer our questions!
5. and and... and...
We want good food of the sugary variety!
"Oh! that's all perfectly doable, sweetie."
"You and your pets will be getting the most luxurious VIP treatment, we can offer. Now that little situation has been cleared up, ask whatever you like. Once we're done lets go get your mom."
She tells us