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05-26-2021

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>Her ferocious desire for grilled cheese must be satisfied or you will never know peace.

>After we stare blankly at her attempt to describe the ingredients of a grilled cheese (Kraft Singles and Wonder Bread, grilled in a frying pan with a stick of butter?! Is that what McCarthy's been feeding her? Jeezus...), make some actual, good, and most importantly HEALTHY food you know how to make.

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“Fine, fine.... We’ll make some grilled cheese” you surrender hoping that will keep the kid’s lid shut for a couple minutes.

You know that Dr. McCarthy likes to keep her kid on a strict healthy diet (which is probably why she came to you and not her mom now that you think about it.) But what the heck...One grilled cheese isn’t going to kill her, and you could go for one yourself.


Your respite was only temporary as the gremlin-kid begins to prepare her second verbal assault.
“Can you show us your cool taekwondo?” She asks bluntly. Again, why does she think you know any sort of-

“I know taekwondo!” The blue bowed girl chimes I’m a black belt!” she brags silence.

“Well...uh..umm I know boxing! My mom showed me! So I’m like a...uhh.. A super belt” the gremlin child retorts.

“...thats not real... “ Molly grumbles back.

“Yeah it is!”

The two begin bickering back and forth about the legitimacy of super black belts or something but you’re too busy grieving the loss of a peaceful afternoon. It seems that the prospect of grilled cheese only riled up the beasts. There must be some other way to get them to stay quiet.

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