>Make sure to apologize for throwing/shoving a rat at Sapphire. She's seems nice enough, so no reason to be too mean.
>Pause for a beat, look down at your hand, flip the fuck out and "accidentally" throw rat in her direction.
I cry in faux terror
"This nasty, disease ridden creature snuck onto my back and startled me!"
I feign trying my best to sound convincing whilst hurling the rat towards sapphire.
"Sweet sweet revenge" I snicker softly to myself
With my two biggest nuisances scaring the shit out of each other I race to grab my bag and ooof this thing is way heavier than it looks.
Did I...Did I even have a bag?
Oh well! I gotta get moving before she calms down. Gotta see who left me a message too.
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