>Put some distance between you and that spectacle first. Then check your device and search the bag.
>Loot the bag.
Man, what have you done that has earned you the ire of everyone around here?
Gotta get away from her, gotta find somewhere safe to look at this stuff.
The restroom sounds like a good place to lay low for a little while.
With a little bit of privacy in the restroom I take a second to look over most of the stuff in this bag.
Probably best to disguise myself, don't want to risk another run in with Ms. Dumb and smiley again.
Junk! It's a bunch of junk! (and that dumb rat I threw in earlier, EW.)
Although...maybe some of these clothes can help out... and I think i've seen this stuff in a training video somewhere...